Top 9 The Office Prank

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We’ve all been there: You want to send your friend a picture of that fish you caught, but you want to really impress them. That 6″ trout is a respectable fish, but you’d rather show them something that’ll pop right out of the phone.

That’s where we come in! At American Scientific Measurement Company, we pride ourselves in manufacturing and selling the highest quality wildly inaccurate rulers in the world. Guaranteed to fool even the most skeptical friend.

Here’s how it works: we take a 9″ ruler and mark it out like a standard 12″ ruler, making things appear 33% bigger. It’s simple, but effective.

Makes a great gift for the fisherman or craftsman in your life, and is perfect for Christmas, Hannukah, bachelor parties, birthdays, or even White Elephant parties around the holidays. (Maybe don’t get one for your boss, though.)

Say hello to Gag Bag The Office / Work Edition. This kit is great for the workplace when you need a good laugh. Who better to prank than your co-workers. Like our first Gag Bag we did not fill it with a bunch of useless items just to make it look like you are getting a bunch of stuff. We hand selected all our items and have tested them on are victims. As always we believe in quality over quantity. All items are new, what you see is what you get (lottery ticket artwork and other packaging may vary).

The kit contains the following:
1 Shock Pen: The all time classic here.
1 Pack of Rattle Snake Eggs. When opened it rattles to scare the you know what out of your victim.
2 Fake Lottery Tickets. Great way to turn your friends in to ex-friends.
2 Chinese Finger Trap Handcuffs. For all you old school peeps that remember.
1 Squirting Nickle. Made from a genuine U.S. nickle, no plastic here.
24 Fake Parking Tickets. Put it on the windshield and sit back and watch the laughs.
1 Pack of Fake Flies. Great for lunch time.
1 Fake Cigarette Burn: Sure to make anybody mad.
1 Fake Squirt Lighter: Put the smoker at work out of commission with this one.
1 Funny Noise Whistle: What’s that smell?
1 Fake Spilled Ketchup Pack: Get the neat freak with this one.
1 Fake Window Crack Hole: Great for that person that treats their car like its their child.
1 Fake Chewed Gum: Hopefully that one weird co-worker doesn’t try to put it in their mouth…eww gross
1 Fake Cockroach: One of the smallest and easiest pranks but probably our favorite. Use it over and over…never gets old.
1 Fake Attack Mouse: Stick the almost invisible line to a door or cabinet and the mouse appears to run at you.
1 Fake Poop: Place this on the toiled seat and watch people run out of the bathroom in horror.

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”SFW (Safe for Work)”

Practical. Hilarious. Witty. Nature’s Dick Pics 2019 Calendar is quite possibly the funniest wall calendar you can buy. We’ve put together a new collection of nature’s finest shafts that will take you on a visually stimulating, 12-month photographic journey in 2019.

The calendar is definitely a G rated take on a MA subject and is the perfect gift for him or her and for any fun occasion including: white elephant gift, secret santa gift, dirty santa gift, gift exchange, birthday gift, mens gift, husband gift, fathers gift, office gift, boyfriend gift, gift for guys, sexy gift, yankee swap gift, gag gift, prank gift, hipster gift, bar mitzvahs, bachelorette party and more!

New for 2019
1) GOING GREEN – we use a sustainable printing company that prints with recycled paper!
2) MOON PHASES – requested by many last year, now included this year
3) BONUS PAGE – Sep 2018 – Dec 2018 calendar page

Our 2018 Nature’s Dick Pics calendar was rated 5 Stars both Amazon and Etsy users…here’s what some of them said…
”Literally the best purchase I have ever made in my life from Amazon or anywhere.”
”Mother Nature looking good…..”
”It has not disappointed. Every time someone walks in my office, they claim “you know, that looks like a penis”. I get to act like they’re all dirty minded hoes, when really I’m chuckling inside!“

Select places featured in calendar: Arches National Park, Goblin Valley State Park, Lava Tree State Park, Smith Rock, and more

Wind up these red teeth and watch them chomp and chatter all over the place. Made from a hardened polymer, these novelty red teeth quickly open and close in rapid succession to make it look like it’s talking and walking. Insert the wind-up key into the bottom of the toy, crank it several times, remove the key, flip the teeth and watch it chomp and move over any hard surface. Use these novelty teeth to prank co-workers or play a practical joke on friends and family members. Give this retro toy as a gift to friends and family members or use it as an office gag. Chattering teeth measure 2 1/2″ long, 2 1/2″ wide, and 1 1/2″ tall. As with all our items, this novelty chattering teeth toy ships brand new in manufacturer’s packaging with our 100% customer satisfaction guarantee.

If the people around you are annoying you and you’re not sure what to do, just press this funny novelty SHUT UP button to alert others you’re not willing to take their crap. Made from a hardened polymer, this red and black panic button illuminates with an internal LED light and features 12 signature sayings that sound when you push the red button. Sayings include: “Won’t you shut up?” “Why don’t you shut up?” “Shut the hell up!” “Shut your cake hole.” “Zip it!” “Shut it!” “Shuuuuuuuttttt uuuupppp!” “Shut up.” “Let’s play a game of shut up.” “Will you just shut up?” “Shut your mouth.” “Shut your gob.” Give this funny novelty alarm as a gag gift to co-workers or get one for yourself to keep on your office desk to tell everyone around you to shut up. Play practical jokes or prank friends and family members who can’t keep their mouths shut and get a laugh. Each funny Shut Up button alarm measures 3 1/2″ in diameter and 1 1/4″ tall. As with all our products, this desk novelty ships brand new with our 100% customer satisfaction guarantee.